pineapplebananacurry:

cookingformorons:

greencarnations:

How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of Reddit

And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.

QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL

pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.

make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok

KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:

1. SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)
2. make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot
3. crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.
4. COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN
5. DON’T. STIR.
6. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR
7. Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.
8. no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again

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CAT

ADORABLE CAT

I WANT ONE

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xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

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mrpunchinello:

Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.

I’m dying.

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innocenceandarsenic:

Is that a dalek with a lightning shaped scar on its forehead? 

It’s the Dalek Who Lived.

Daley Potter

plot twist: harry potter was a dalek the whole time

#harry potter dreamt of Hogwarts because he could not cope with the truth.

‘It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.’

x10 meaning added to that quote. 

Also this quote:

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?””

““Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”” 

#ALL ABOSRD THE LOLNOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

Oh. My. God.

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EAT THE FUCKING PENGUIN YOU DICK

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planetlonely:

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pleatedjeans:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHATTHEFUCK I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES

THIS IS JUST SO SILLY

Pretty much right now!

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